Smack That
Erotic, exciting, fast paced card game for lovers who have been very naughty.
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Smack That - Overview
This is an erotic adaptation of the card game Slap Jack. It is intended for couples who enjoy exciting foreplay games. It is a fast and easy game where quick hands leads to stripping, sensual foreplay and passionate sex.
Objective
In this game the cards represent various, naughty foreplay activities that the King and Queen may be engaged in. Be the first to catch them in the act (Smack That King or Queen) and you get rewarded (paid off) with pleasure and a set of cards. Although fun, there are penalties if you get carried away with your smacking. First player to win all the cards receives a special sex play bonus: the last nasty act you catch to be performed with your own King or Queen.
Play
Define a set of foreplay activities to correspond to each of the 13 cards in a deck excluding the King and Queen. Also specify a set of 11 possible sex play activities corresponding to each non royal card. Use the activity template provided. These represent the naughty activities the King and Queen will be performing throughout the game. A full, standard deck of cards is used. Shuffle and deal out all the cards face down so that each player has half the deck each (neatly stacked). Ensure no one sees what the cards are - no peeking.
Each player alternately places their top card face up on a pile in the center. This continues until a king or queen is turned up. Be the first player to Smack That King or Queen and you win the center pile of cards. But there is more:
- The card under the king or queen corresponds to the foreplay reward you receive from your lover (to be performed immediately).
- If there are no cards beneath the king or queen (first card played), your lover must remove one article of clothing as the foreplay activity.
- If you are male and smack the queen first, you also get to give your lover a brief erotic spanking.
- If you are female and smack the king first, you also get to give your lover a brief erotic spanking.
If there are any disputes as to who smacked the card first, both players receive a spanking, both players must remove an article of clothing, the center pile is shuffled and split between you. In this situation, no other foreplay activity is performed.
The cards you win should be shuffled into your stack after you determine the foreplay activity to perform. If a player runs out of cards, the other play keeps turning over cards. The player with no remaining cards must be the first to smack the king/queen otherwise they lose the game. The winner receives their foreplay reward but also receives a sex play bonus corresponding to the card below the king/queen.
There are penalties if you smack the wrong card:
- You receive a brief erotic spanking from your lover.
- You must perform the foreplay activity corresponding to the card you smacked for your lover.
- Cards remain in the center and play continues as if nothing happened.
Play until someone wins all the cards or for a set time limit. The player with the most cards at the end wins and receives their Sexplay bonus corresponding to the last winning card beneath the king/queen.
Scoring
Template sheets with corresponding foreplay and sex play activities are provided:
- Online form to fill out and print
If you want (or need) to play more, print off another sheet with some different foreplay or sex play activities. Also see the possible variations below.
Variations
Here is a list of variations you can apply to enhance this foreplay game:
- Use XXX playing cards for visual stimulation and distraction.
- Use two decks of cards combined - makes for a longer game.
- Include Jokers in the mix. Smacking a Joker means you give your lover an erotic spanking after they remove an article of clothing. You win the cards too.
- Perform female foreplay activity when a Queen is smacked and the male activity when a king is smacked.
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