Size Matters
Erotic card game for intimate lovers who like it BIG.
Does SIZE really matter? How big do you Want It?
Size Matters - Overview
This is an erotic adaptation of a card game similar to War (Persian Pasha) for couples who enjoy intimate games. It is a quick and easy game where making it Big leads to stripping, sensual foreplay and passionate sex.
Objective
In this game you want to make the prize as BIG as possible without losing control. Premature climax in each hand is not in your best interest. While attempting to Strip your lover of all their cards, receive foreplay activities whenever the winning hand is Filled with a Large number of cards. The player who wins all the cards or has the most after a specified time limit wins their favorite sex play activity or fantasy.
Play
Define a set of foreplay activities to correspond to each of the 13 cards in a deck. Also specify a set of 13 possible sex play activities corresponding to each card. Use the activity template provided. A full, standard deck of cards is used - include one or more Jokers. Shuffle and deal out all the cards face down so that each player has half the deck each (neatly stacked). Ensure no one sees what the cards are - no peeking.
Both players turn over the top card from their stack and place it face up to begin their Staff. Players continue turning over cards and adding to the length of their Staff one by one until things Cum to a Head - stop when both players have turned up cards with the same suit. The player with the highest card wins the hand, takes all the face up cards and puts them on the bottom of their stack to rise again. Aces are high then Kings, Queens, Jacks, etc. Jokers have no value but match any suit - they are wild.
If the size of the Staff gets long enough (at least 4 or 5 cards - choose a size you are comfortable with), the winner of the hand also receives a Foreplay bonus corresponding to the winning card. The player losing control must perform the foreplay activity immediately before the game resumes. If the Staff is not of a suitable length or size, no foreplay occurs.
Note that Jokers are special. Jokers have a value of zero but have a wild suit. If you play a Joker you lose control immediately and must also strip one item of clothing. You may still need to perform some foreplay as well. If both players turn up a Joker, both strip one item of clothing then continue adding cards to the staff.
Play until someone wins all the cards or for a set time limit. The player with the most cards at the end wins and receives their Sexplay bonus corresponding to the last winning card.
Scoring
Template sheets with corresponding foreplay and sex play activities are provided:
- Online form to fill out and print
You score favors from your lover based on how well you build and control large Staffs. Size Matters so make them big and powerful. If you want (or need) to play more, print off another sheet with some different foreplay or sex play activities. Also see the possible variations below.
Variations
Here is a list of variations you can apply to enhance this foreplay game:
- Use XXX playing cards for visual stimulation and distraction.
- Use two decks of cards combined - makes for a longer game.
- Set different size requirements for each player (women may want it bigger before sex - men may be willing even if it is smaller).
- The winner of the hand performs the Foreplay activities instead of the player losing control.
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