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SCREW - Activities & Rules

SCREW - Overview

This is a fun and easy dart game that leads you through an increasingly more intense sequence of foreplay activities.

NOTE: you can edit and print the above scoring/activity form separately if you desire. Change any or all of the activities - add in your names too.

Or, randomize the foreplay activities by selecting a maximum intensity level:

Objective

The ultimate goal, of course, is to screw each other and have fun doing it. However, the activities performed are determined by the winner of 20 rounds of darts. Scoring points in each round also earns you a bit of foreplay performed by your opponent.

Play

Choose who begins. Each player takes a turn throwing 3 darts. Only the wedge corresponding to the number of the round counts toward a score (e.g. only 3's count in the third round, etc.). The double and triple rings count as 2 times and 3 times the number scored respectively. If you score any point, immediately receive your foreplay bonus.

A second way to win is to Screw your opponent. This is done by hitting one dart in the single wedge, one dart in the double ring, and one dart in the triple ring in any order. But it must be for the number currently being played. If you succeed, you immediately win and get to screw your loving opponent your way - define what this activity is prior to starting the game.

Scoring

Point totals are calculated as in regular darts (number of the wedge times a multiplier if you hit within a ring). If you score a point in a round, your opponent performs the corresponding foreplay activity. After 20 rounds, the totals are calculated and the winner determines what to do next.

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Variations

Here is a list of variations you can apply to enhance this foreplay game:

• Score only 1, 2, or 3 rather than number of the wedge
• Time of foreplay: score multiplier (1,2,3) times 30 seconds
• Quick game: only do odd or even numbers
• Inner bullseye: opponent removes one piece of clothing
• Outer bullseye: opponent takes a drink
• You must perform Foreplay if you don't score
• Perform other player's activity when you score
• Invite friends over and play mixed doubles