Sexy Suggestions

Go Bleep Yourself - Activities & Rules

Go Bleep Yourself - Overview

This is an erotic adaptation of the card game Go Fish for couples who enjoy intimate games. It is a quick and easy game where asking each other for what you really want leads to stripping, sensual foreplay and passionate sex. But you may not always get the answer you are looking for.

NOTE: you can edit and print the above scoring/activity form separately if you desire. Change any or all of the activities - add in your names too.

Or, randomize the foreplay activities by selecting a maximum intensity level:

Objective

In this game you Ask for Sex activities by requesting matching cards. If your lover has what you are looking for you get it then and there. However, if you ask for something they can't provide they get to tell you to Go Bleep Yourself. The player who makes the most successful sexual requests (matching pairs or cards) wins their favorite sex play activity or fantasy.

Play

Define a set of foreplay activities to correspond to each of the 13 cards in a deck. Include at least two cards that require players to strip an item of clothing (or use Jokers - see variations). Also specify a set of 13 possible sex play activities corresponding to each card. Use the activity template provided. A full, standard deck of cards is used. Shuffle and deal out 7 cards face down to each player. The remaining stack is placed in the center of the players to be used as a draw pile.

Women go first and play alternates. Looking at your cards, ask the other player if they have a card that matches one in your hand. If they have one they are obliged to give it to you otherwise they declare that you can Go Bleep Yourself. To make the game lively, fill in any expletive desired. If your request is unsuccessful, you must draw a card from the stack. If you find a match, you may set the pair of cards to the side to be totalled later.

If you request a card from your lover and they have it, they must give it to you. And:

• If the cards are of opposite color (red & black) you receive the foreplay activity corresponding to the card. The activity is to be performed by your lover immediately.
• If the cards are the same color, you win the set but no foreplay activities are awarded.
• Set the pair of cards to the side as part of your winnings to be totalled later.
• Make another request to see how far you can go.

If at any point you run out of cards, immediately draw another 3 cards from the stack. If the stack is exhausted continue making request of each other until all matches have been completed. Note that you can keep pairs in your hand while there is still a stack but must lay them down once it has been exhausted.

Play until all the cards have been matched into paired sets. The player with the most pairs of matching cards at the end wins and receives their Sexplay bonus corresponding to the last two cards matched.

Scoring

You score sexual favors from your lover based on how compatible your requests are with what your lover is able to provide. If you want (or need) to play more, print off another sheet with some different foreplay or sex play activities. Also see the possible variations below.

Variations

Here is a list of variations you can apply to enhance this foreplay game:

• Receive foreplay activity for all matches made even if you picked the card from the stack.
• Perform female activity when a red match is found and male activity when a black match is found, none for mixed.
• Receive foreplay activity for all matches regardless of color combination - results in more foreplay.
• Use XXX playing cards for visual stimulation and distraction.
• Use two decks of cards combined - makes for a longer game but more sensual foreplay.
• Include Jokers in the mix. Finding a Joker means the other player removes an article of clothing. Unless you are both naked, seshuffle Jokers back into the draw pile when played. Jokers can be played at any time during your turn - you can even ask your lover if they have one then use it yourself.
• Invite special friends over and play together - may want to use two decks of cards combined.