Crazy Sex
Erotic card game for lovers to play and enjoy together or with special friends.
Is wild & Crazy Sex in the cards for you tonight?
Crazy Sex - Overview
This is an erotic adaptation of the Crazy Eights card game for couples to enjoy foreplay. It is a quick and easy game with a few strategic opportunities to play for what you really want: stripping, sensual foreplay and passionate sex. It may be played by multiple players if you desire.
Objective
The ultimate goal, of course, is to have Crazy Sex that is wildly passionate. However, the activities performed are determined by the sequence of cards played while trying to be the first to get rid of all the cards in your hand. You score points in each of four (or more) games. The player with the highest total score wins their favorite sex play activity or fantasy.
Play
A full, standard deck of cards is used (two if more people are playing - wink, wink). Assign a foreplay activity to each card (use the online form). Choose a dealer. Shuffle and deal 8 cards to each player then turn the next card face up in the center as the foreplay pile. The remaining deck is placed face down next to it.
On each players' turn, they attempt to place a card on the foreplay pile that is either the same suit or the same rank (a matching card of a different suit). If a match is made (same card - different suit), you receive the foreplay activity corresponding to that card. The activity should be performed by your lover immediately for a minute or so.
If a player cannot follow suit, they must pick up cards one at a time until they find a card they can play. You only get to pick up 3 cards per turn and, if after that, you still can't play a card, you must strip off an article of clothing.
Since the game is related to crazy eights, eights are wild. You may place an 8 down anytime and declare both a suit and a rank for this wild card. The next player could of course match this wild card and receive their foreplay bonus. Note that an 8 will match another 8 even though it was declared as something else - you still get your foreplay.
If the draw deck is exhausted (hopefully you aren't) before a player uses all their cards, the game is blocked. In this situation, the player with the lowest count scores the difference in value. Or, reshuffle the used cards in the foreplay pile (except for the top card) and continue playing.
Scoring
Scoring sheet templates with corresponding foreplay activities are provided:
- Online form to fill out and print
The first player to play all his cards scores points for the unplayed cards in the other player's hands. Points are scored as follows:
- 25 points for each 8
- 10 points for face cards
- 1 point for each ace
- numeric value of other cards
Play a set of four games totalling the score in each game. Player with the highest total score is declared the winner and receives their special reward. The scoring sheet is configured for 4 games. If you want (or need) to play more, print off another sheet with some different foreplay or sex play activities. See variations below.
Variations
Here is a list of variations you can apply to enhance this foreplay game:
- Create 4 templates with different levels of foreplay: romantic, sensual, sexual, wild
- play four games using each template in sequence
- assign suit to each template (heart, diamond, club, spade): value & suit equals foreplay
- Assign special penalty/bonus cards:
- Queen of Spades - next player picks up 5 cards or strips off one article of clothing
- Ace of Spades - next player chooses something kinky for you
- Any 2 - next player picks up 2 cards (doubles with subsequent match)
- Perform other player's activity when you play a match
- Use XXX playing cards for visual stimulation
- Invite friends over and play mixed doubles
- Receive corresponding foreplay for last card when going out
- Games continues until a player reaches a specific total score (e.g. 200 points)
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